Living in a summer tourist city we tend to get bored this time of year. But worry not!! I have geared myself up and shall free the kitchen from boredom with.

My +1 sword of pizza slaying

My staff of unbound pasta

My wizard cap of translucent oil

And of course the one onion ring to rule them all….

Bow before me peasants /s

by TheFearInAll

18 Comments

  1. TheRanvier

    Our new leader, all hail!

    ![gif](giphy|2t9sDPrlvFpdK)

  2. TheFearInAll

    On a side note, anybody else have a kitchen DND group?

  3. NadriDalte

    OSRS looking lmao

    ![gif](giphy|d9gJJEQiAXiZXarzKZ)

  4. Lol you need one of those eco lab coats as a cloak.

  5. KrayzieBone187

    I laughed way too hard at this and don’t know why. I bet you guys have a good crew.

  6. ticktockmick

    I don’t remember this boss in Elden Ring. Is he one of the secret ones?

  7. magpie1138

    I remember my first job at a place with a pizza knife. I was like “wow! A Klingon sword!”

  8. Bazyx187

    Serj Tankien making pizza? Fuck yeah let’s make some Chik’n’stu too!